Här är mer godsaker från Undergrounds mästerserieskapare Poopyface TomatoNose. Denna gång handlar det om Anderson Silvas manager och översättare Ed Soares och deras kamp mot alla titelutmanare till Anderson Silva.
”The winner of Dan Henderson Vs. Michael Bisping will be the number one contender to Anderson’s belt!”
”We welcome that matchup!”
”Good! I could use another to add to these!”
”When do I fight Anderson, Dana?”
”Well, Dan…it looks li…”
”Dan should have to fight Nate Marquardt first…..Meanwhile, Anderson wants to take challenges at Light Heavyweight!”
”Fuck you, you douche bag manager! Fighters don’t need managers. God do I fucking hate douchebag managers! He’ll fight who we tell him to!”
”Duhh….I’ll fight anybody Dana!”
”What the fuck is going on, Dana?”
”Let’s just see how this pans out, Dan…Don’t worry!”
MEANWHILE, IN VITOR VILLAGE:
”Okay. Anderson Vs. Vitor in January!”
”But….I beat Franklin too….and I beat Vitor 3 years ago!!”
”We had no idea, LOL!”
”Coffee, Dan?”
”Go on….”
MEANWHILE, AT THE SILVA AND SOARES CAMP:
”Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper”
”Elbow surgery! Sorry. No fight UFC 108. Later, LOL!”
”I will be Middleweight Champion!”
”Use the Force, LOL”
LATER THAT NIGHT:
